Robert Quote #109
Quote from Robert in The Ride-Along
Robert: What are you doing? You don't root for the perp.
Ray: He's the underdog.
Robert: He's a criminal.
Ray: I'm just saying, look at the moves on this guy. The Giants could use him.
Robert: Oh, big mistake. He's going into the alley. My boys should be coming right... now.
Ray: What, you've seen this one already?
Robert: No. That's the way you do it, see? First of all, you set up a perimeter, right? You close off all the avenues of escape. It's like catching a mouse.
Ray: I've seen you with a mouse. Remember this? [screams, laughs]
Robert: Remember me beating the crap out of you?
Robert: Oh, they got the bracelets on him. He ain't going nowhere.
Ray: Of course he's not going anywhere. The show's called Cops. It's fixed. You never see the bad guy getting away.
Robert: Let them get their own show.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Ride-Along’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Ray: Listen, the reason I called the paper...
Robert: The reason, Raymond? I think I know the reason. It's called self-promotion.
Ray: What? No.
Robert: What's the matter, Raymond, huh? Sports section isn't enough anymore?
Ray: Oh, come on.
Robert: You have to be all over the paper. Why don't you hop on the subway, make the travel section?
Ray: All right. Come on.
Robert: How about the food section: "Newsday's own Ray Barone enjoys salami sandwich." I'll tell you what.
I'll give you change for $1. You can make the financial pages: "Ray Barone converts paper into coin."
Ray: Are you through?
Robert: Yes. Unless you're gonna be changing your clothes today. Fashion pages!
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ray, what time is it?
Ray: Huh?
Debra: What are you doing? Why are you lying there like that? Take your clothes off.
Ray: Oh, I'm not in the mood.
Debra: What are you talking about? How was the ride-along?
Ray: It was very boring. Followed by a short period of terrifying.
Quote from Marie
Ray: Why are you doing that to him?
Frank: Do what?
Ray: You act like it's nothing, what he does. He stopped an armed robbery last night. I didn't do anything. I had to throw up.
Marie: You threw up? You should have some dry toast.
Ray: Will you stop? Robert's the one you should be worried about. Are you listening to me, Ma? He's the one who's out there every day. He's the one who's risking his life.
Marie: I know what he does! I don't need to think about it.
Ray: Okay. I just wanted you to know.
Frank: Enough! Your mother doesn't like to think about it. Now you made me forget. What is it, oatmeal or eggs, Marie? Let's go!