Quote from Robert in The Ride-Along
Ray: Listen, the reason I called the paper... Robert: The reason, Raymond? I think I know the reason. It's called self-promotion. Ray: What? No. Robert: What's the matter, Raymond, huh? Sports section isn't enough anymore? Ray: Oh, come on. Robert: You have to be all over the paper. Why don't you hop on the subway, make the travel section? Ray: All right. Come on. Robert: How about the food section: "Newsday's own Ray Barone enjoys salami sandwich." I'll tell you what. I'll give you change for $1. You can make the financial pages: "Ray Barone converts paper into coin." Ray: Are you through? Robert: Yes. Unless you're gonna be changing your clothes today. Fashion pages!