Frank Quote #171
Quote from Frank in Mia Famiglia
Debra: Listen, she's doing a family tree for school. She has to interview a relative.
Frank: Your favorite relative?
Ally: No, the oldest.
Frank: Well, listen, I'm not the oldest person in the family. What about Uncle Mel?
Ally: He smells.
Frank: Hey, Debra, what about your mother? She's no spring chicken. [Ally laughs]
Debra: We've already done my side of the family tree and Ray doesn't seem to know anything about yours.
Don't you have, like, some relatives living in Italy or something?
Frank: Yeah, there might be somebody left. Most of them came over in a sardine boat but my father had a sister who stayed behind in Sicily. Aunt Sarina. Zia Sarina.
Debra: Oh, is she still alive?
Frank: Alive, dead, who knows?
Debra: It's nice you're so close.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Mia Famiglia’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: Hey, Ray, you know you might have a relative still living in Italy?
Ray: [flatly] Yeah? Great.
Debra: Hey, you know what? You might be able to use the paper's research facilities to find her. [off Ray's bored look] Come on, she's family.
Ray: [looks at Frank] Wait a minute. Why would we want to locate more of these people?
Quote from Robert
Debra: Come on. You know a little Italian, don't you?
Ray: Hardly any.
Marie: No, Frank and I only spoke Italian when we were arguing so that the boys wouldn't understand.
Robert: We're almost fluent.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Turn it. Would you turn it?
Ray: No, get out of here.
Frank: Put the other game on.
Ray: Go to your house.
Frank: You don't flip around enough. You don't deserve satellite TV.
Ray: Dad, I'm covering the game for work.
Frank: Oh, jeezalou, you can read about it in the paper.
Ray: You know yet that I'm a sports writer? I am the paper.