Ray Quote #147

Quote from Ray in Debra's Sick

Debra: What are you, out of your mind? You're gonna pass this up?
Ray: What are you talking about? I'm here. I'm helping you with the kids, with the medicine. All right, not the medicine.
Debra: Get Terry back on the phone before he hires somebody else.
Ray: Is this a test? Yeah. Yeah. This is like the time you told me I could go to Bernie's bachelor party.
Debra: It's not like Terry Bradshaw is going to give you a lap dance, Ray.
Ray: What are you saying? I don't get you. What, aren't you upset that I don't know the kids as well as you?
Debra: No, Ray. I mean, you did your best. I needed you this morning and you were there for me. And now, I need you tonight to go and make the money.
Ray: All right, all right, I'll call him. But am I a bad father because I don't know who the kids' doctor is or what Ally has for lunch, or how long you breast-fed the twins for? By the way, I told the doctor you stopped, right?
Debra: Yeah, six months ago.
Ray: Right, I thought it was a little less crowded around there.

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 ‘Debra's Sick’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Marie: Feeling better, honey?
Debra: Yeah, you know, I think that garlic actually helped. To tell you the truth, I thought that was an old wives' tale.
Frank: Look who you're talking to.

Quote from Ray

Marie: Michael's hot, too.
Debra: What?
Marie: That's what comes from vitamins shaped like cartoon characters.
Ray: Geoffrey's fine.
Marie: No, that's not how you do it. Let me see the baby. [kisses Geoffrey's forehead] Yeah. He's fine. Now, you have to take Michael and Ally to the doctor right now. And I'll stay here with Debra and Geoffrey.
Debra: No, no, no, no. Don't do that. I don't want you... getting sick.
Marie: I don't get sick, dear.
Ray: Mom's more of a carrier.

Quote from Marie

Marie: I don't understand how the children got so sick. I mean, you do put coats on them, don't you?
Debra: No, Marie, I send them out straight from the tub, buck-naked. Yes, of course they wear coats.
Marie: What coats?
Debra: The coats that you bought them.
Marie: I never see them wearing them. Now, I know you never liked those coats. But I don't think it's worth endangering your children's health just to send me a message.
Debra: They wear the coats. [coughs]
Marie: You know, they're very expensive coats.
Debra: They're good. They're good, warm coats.
Marie: You're just saying that to make me feel better. I bought bad coats.
Debra: No, they're- They're fine, Marie. I just need to rest now.
Marie: Now, here. Blow. You know, I bought those coats from Frank's friend, Leon. He said it was a deal. That crook. He sold me paper coats. If I can just make it to the phone. I should never listen to Frank. "Buy from Leon," he said. "Leon has quality merchandise." What he doesn't say is that Leon wants to kill my grandchildren.