Frank: Hey, are you done with this? "Gifts from Ireland"?
Marie: Get the clothing one.
Frank: Why do I need new clothes?
Marie: Because people can see you.

Robert: You know, Ray, you should really think about going, you know? It's like your own personal twilight zone. I mean, the last time you saw everybody was graduation, right? And then, pow! Everybody's 20 years older. Spooky.

Debra: Come on, Ray, you never talk about high school. I wanna see that part of your life. I wanna see what made you, you.
Ray: What made me? Here, follow the trail of cookies.

Debra: You know, Ray, the kids have to be picked up soon. Can you go get them?
Ray: I just sat down.
Debra: What are you, 80?
Ray: What are you doing?
Debra: I'm sorting the catalogs.
Ray: Oh, God's work.
Debra: Come on, one of us has to go.
Ray: You go.
Debra: I always go, Ray.
Marie: [enters] Watch your step, Frank.
Ray: All right, I'll go.
Debra: No, I'll go.

Marie: I need your counter space. I accidentally doubled my cookie recipe.
Ray: What's that, 5,000 cookies?

Debra: Wait a minute. This would be your 20th reunion. Ray, why didn't you tell me about this?
Ray: 'Cause I'm not going, okay? Only losers go to those things.
Robert: Thank you.
Debra: You know, I'm planning on going to my 20th. Does that make me a loser?
Ray: Four years away, and you're already planning it? [chuckles]

Debra: Now, why don't you want to go?
Ray: 'Cause I just-
Debra: What is it? Come on, you're a big success. You have this dream job, a beautiful home, a terrific family. This is a great life.
Ray: That's your spin on it.
Debra: And you know what else? You still have all your hair. And it's still very thick.
Robert: It is very luxurious, Ray.

Ray: We're not going to stay too long, okay?
Debra: All right.
Ray: Wait a minute, that guy's got hair. That guy's got hair. You promised me bald people.
Debra: Yeah. Look, "The Eagles return to the nest."
Ray: Yeah, we were the Eagles. Now where are the bald eagles?

Ray: Hey, wait. Oh, man.
Debra: What? Who's that?
Ray: I went to high school with that guy.
Debra: What are the odds?
Ray: That's- Oh, yeah, we're here.

Scott Preman: I was reading my yearbook before, and I want you to know that I do remember the good times in study hall and I did have an excellent summer.
Ray: Right. I wrote that in his book. Scott and l, we hung out a lot in high school. Oh, man.
Scott Preman: Hey, you remember when the Egg McMuffin came out? We snuck out of school and got, like, three of them.
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. That was wild.
Debra: What was Ray like then?
Scott Preman: He was crazy.
Ray: What?
Scott Preman: Yes.
Ray: What?
Scott Preman: One time, we went to McDonald's. He walked through the drive-through. Here's him, he's like, "Honk-honk. Hey, hurry it up. It's taking too long."
Ray: It was so the girl in the window would look at me.
Debra: Uh-huh. Did she look at you?
Ray: Not the way I planned it.