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Golf for It

‘Golf for It’

Season 8, Episode 23 -  Aired May 24, 2004

As Ray and Robert wait in the car overnight at a prestigious golf course, they end up discussing their parents' future.

Quote from Robert

Ray: You know, now that I think about it, you and Amy'll probably take care of her.
Robert: Wait a minute. Why are you trying to pawn her off on me?
Ray: No, no. It's just that you're gonna move into that house eventually anyway, right?
Robert: Why do you assume that?
Ray: I just assumed that when... When they go, you'll get the house and then you'll... You'll finally have a house.
Robert: Oh, so now I'm just a loser who can't buy my own house or make his way in the world, so I'll just move back with Mommy.

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Quote from Ray

Ray: I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
Robert: What do you mean?
Ray: Nothing. It's just... You know, one day she's really gonna you know.
Robert: Well, yeah. I mean... Yeah.
Ray: I'll take her.
Robert: What?
Ray: I'll take her. I wanna take Ma.
Robert: W- What do you mean you're gonna take her?
Ray: I- What? You don't have to worry about it.

Quote from Ray

Robert: What are you saying? I mean, you just changed your mind just like that?
Ray: What? You just said you don't want her.
Robert: Well, maybe I changed my mind. Maybe... Maybe... Maybe I want her back now.
Ray: It's too late. I called it!
Robert: No, you can't call it, Raymond. I- l- I want her. I really do. All those things I said before were just to annoy you. Besides, I'm gonna move back in that house.
Ray: That doesn't even matter!
Robert: She's better off with me!
Ray: No!
Robert: I'm tall and strong, and I can carry her up to her bed on my back!
Ray: So? I would be a better provider for her than you would!
Robert: Oh, why? Because you make more money? You're gonna throw that in my face?
Ray: No, I'm just saying that when it comes to money, I have more.

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