Ray: I guess I'm not aerobically gifted.
Debra: That's okay, a lot of people break the boombox on their first time out.

Debra: Um, you know, I'm just not really in the mood right now.
Ray: Why, 'cause you missed the class?
Debra: Missed the class? No, I'm just, you know, not in the mood.
Ray: Why?
D;What, are you seven? How many times are you gonna ask me why?
Ray: Just until you really tell me why.
Debra: Okay, because the kids are gonna be home any minute, I have a sink full of dishes and I just- Why do I have to explain it? I'm just not in the mood!
Ray: [holds up flyer of aerobics instructor] How about now? Yeah.
Debra: Huh? What?
Ray: Are you in the mood now, huh? Huh? Kick, one two, kick, one two. Kick, one two. I'm a maniac, maniac.
Debra: Ah, now I'm in the mood.

Ray: I know, I know all about it.
Debra: All about what?
Ray: Every time you go to the class you're getting all turned on by Hunky Joe, right? And you come home to me to put out the fire.
Debra: Are you out of your mind?
Ray: "Looking good, Debra. Looking good."
Debra: What, so you're getting all paranoid because we had a little extra sex last week?
Ray: Three times! Three times, right? You don't think that's out of the ordinary? I'm surprised it wasn't on the news.
Debra: So you think I'm cheating on you with you?
Ray: Put it however you want, all right. You know what you're doing.
Debra: You what? I'm tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot?

Ray: Look, that isn't the same, all right? You can't compare that.
Debra: Why is that?
Ray: Because none of those things are real, okay? They're all make-believe, they're games! This guy is real! He's flesh and blood and sweat and muscles, okay? And I don't like it! I don't like it! [kicks trash can]

Debra: Ray, did it ever occur to you that taking aerobics classes makes me feel better about myself?
Ray: Yeah, so if I feel better about myself, I feel better about a lot of other things too.
Ray: Yeah, but that guy-
Debra: That guy teaches class, that's all.
Ray: That's all?
Debra: That's it. You know, I've seen good-looking men before.
Ray: Where?
Debra: All you ever do is complain about how little sex we have, and last week we had more than enough and all it did was make you suspicious.

Ray: I don't know. I'm an idiot, I guess.
Debra: My idiot.
Ray: Yeah. [Debra kisses Ray] There's that kiss again.
Debra: How about that?
Ray: The kids are gonna be home in 15 minutes.
Debra: Oh, good, then we'll have time for a nap too.
Ray: But what about the garbage?
Debra: Just leave it.
Ray: Oh, you're dirty!

Ray: Hey.
Debra: Hey. You're here again?
Ray: Yeah. I just I wanted to bring Hunky Joe a new boombox.
Debra: He's not teaching class today.
Ray: What?
Female Instructor: Hi, everybody!
All: Hey!
Female Instructor: Everybody ready to move? Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight.
Ray: [joins in] You know, I'm feeling better about myself.

Frank: Robert told me about you and happy hips over there.
Ray: Oh, great! That's just great, Robert.
Frank: Sounds like somebody's trying to earn some jewelry. [Frank and Robert laugh]