Robert: [knock at the door] All right, what'd you guys do? Who's this gonna be? [opens door] Hector?
Hector: I need to show a guy the apartment.
Robert: Yeah, but, Hector, I'm right in the middle of my bachelor party.
Hector: We'll just be one second. This is the living room and here is the kitchen. The bedroom's back there. Don't worry, I have a chemical that will completely take care of the smell.
Man: I'm kinda looking for something a little bigger.
Hector: Bigger? No no no! He's lived here for four years, and he's muy grande!