Robert Quote #621
Quote from Robert in The Bachelor Party
Robert: [knock at the door] All right, what'd you guys do? Who's this gonna be? [opens door] Hector?
Hector: I need to show a guy the apartment.
Robert: Yeah, but, Hector, I'm right in the middle of my bachelor party.
Hector: We'll just be one second. This is the living room and here is the kitchen. The bedroom's back there. Don't worry, I have a chemical that will completely take care of the smell.
Man: I'm kinda looking for something a little bigger.
Hector: Bigger? No no no! He's lived here for four years, and he's muy grande!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bachelor Party’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Marie: Raymond, you're gonna have to give him another party!
Ray: What?
Debra: Yes. And this time do it the way you're supposed to. Make it a big deal.
Marie: Debra's right.
Debra: Ray, he's your brother. Make it something he'll remember.
Ray: Are you giving me permission to get a stripper?
Women: No!
Quote from Amy
Amy: Actually, he's been talking about a bachelor party for months.
Ray: He has?
Amy: Yes. He was all excited, wondering what you had in store for him. I'm sorry, Ray. I don't want to make you feel bad about this. I just think that maybe you... really screwed up.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Raymond, how could you?!
Ray: What?
Amy: We just got off the phone with Robert.
Marie: He told us about your so-called party. You completely let him down on his special night.
Ray: What? We had a good time.
Marie: Then why did he sound so depressed?
Ray: Because he's Robert.