Ray: See this picture, Dad? It's a picture of me in hell. My seven-year-old daughter drew it because her grandpa told her that's where her father's going to hell! What kind of a mind does that?!
Frank: Mmm, this cake almost makes marriage bearable. [Ray takes the slice of cake] Hey!
Ray: Why did you tell her that?
Frank: I never told her you were going there. She asked me what happens to people who don't go to church. I said, "They go to hell, sweetie." She must have put two and two together. Smart kid.
Ray: Go over there right now and tell her that I'm not going to hell!
Frank: You know, I would love to, but I don't make the rules.