Frank Quote #358
Quote from Frank in Prodigal Son
Ray: See this picture, Dad? It's a picture of me in hell. My seven-year-old daughter drew it because her grandpa told her that's where her father's going to hell! What kind of a mind does that?!
Frank: Mmm, this cake almost makes marriage bearable. [Ray takes the slice of cake] Hey!
Ray: Why did you tell her that?
Frank: I never told her you were going there. She asked me what happens to people who don't go to church. I said, "They go to hell, sweetie." She must have put two and two together. Smart kid.
Ray: Go over there right now and tell her that I'm not going to hell!
Frank: You know, I would love to, but I don't make the rules.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Prodigal Son’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Frank: 12 years of catholic school down the toilet. Go to church!
Marie: Frank, you can't just scream at someone to go to church.
Frank: Well, 40 years of your guilt hasn't worked.
Marie: I need more time.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Look what you're doing to her! Go to church!
Ray: No, no! I don't feel like it.
Frank: "I don't feel like it." That's the problem with you kids today. Everything has to feel good. Do you think World War II felt good? You think Korea felt good? In my day, nothing felt good!
Ray: Why don't you go back to your day and stop ruining mine?!
Quote from Debra
Ray: Let me tell you something. I practice being a good person every day. Okay? I'm a decent fellow. I do good things. I always leave a big tip. If a squirrel runs in front of the car, do I not swerve? I'm considerate of people's feelings. Remember the plumber who came over with the big eye? I treated him like a completely normal person. Okay? So... So... So why do I have to go to church every Sunday to prove my goodness? I'm living it!
Debra: Well, you know, since you are so good during the week, maybe on Sundays we should have everybody come over here and sit around you.