Robert: Hey, what do you got there?
Ray: I got Marco's hot peppers, I got hot mustard from Wo Hop's. Everything from Mom's "ethnic" shelf.
Robert: All right, let's start with the horseradish.
Ray: Oh, oh, Wasabi. I got wasabi.
Robert: Ah, and how about a little jalapeno?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Right.
Robert: Perfect. Here you go, Dad. Why don't you try that one?
Frank: Okay, but I'm telling you... They're all the same.
Ray: Dad, that had horseradish, wasabi and jalapeno on it.
Frank: It did?
Robert: How can you not taste that? [screams after eating the mini quiche]
Ray: Oh, my God. Dad, you've got no taste.
Frank: Holy crap.
Robert: Aaagghh!
Frank: And this whole time I thought it was your mother.