Frank Quote #887
Quote from Frank in Tasteless Frank
Robert: Hey, what do you got there?
Ray: I got Marco's hot peppers, I got hot mustard from Wo Hop's. Everything from Mom's "ethnic" shelf.
Robert: All right, let's start with the horseradish.
Ray: Oh, oh, Wasabi. I got wasabi.
Robert: Ah, and how about a little jalapeno?
Ray: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Right.
Robert: Perfect. Here you go, Dad. Why don't you try that one?
Frank: Okay, but I'm telling you... They're all the same.
Ray: Dad, that had horseradish, wasabi and jalapeno on it.
Frank: It did?
Robert: How can you not taste that? [screams after eating the mini quiche]
Ray: Oh, my God. Dad, you've got no taste.
Frank: Holy crap.
Robert: Aaagghh!
Frank: And this whole time I thought it was your mother.
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Quote from Frank
Ray: Dad, I mean, you're gonna have to stop taking those.
Frank: No way. These babies work.
Robert: Hey, uh, Dad. Do you really need those?
Frank: Hey, your time will come, wise guy. I might not get to hit that often, but when you're called to the plate you better bring a bat.
Quote from Marie
Frank: I'll live with it, okay?
Marie: Oh, that's it-- "I'll live with it."
Ray: Ma, now you know that it's not your cooking. You still got it. So now you can be happy again.
Marie: Happy? How could I be happy? I'm Rembrandt, and he's blind.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Honey, it breaks my heart that you think that I might not see you as a man. And you have to know by now that I couldn't possibly think any less of you.
Amy: [to Debra] That is so sweet.
Marie: And I appreciate how difficult it must have been for you to have to decide between my food and our physical relationship.
Debra: [to Amy] Maybe we should go shopping now.
Marie: And I want you to know that I'm touched that our years in the boudoir have meant so much to you.
Frank: Well, they have. But if it's all the same to you, I'd rather have the food.
Marie: Me too. [they hug] Oh, Frank. Oh, Frank, I was hoping you'd say that. [as they hug] Oh, Frank. I don't think you need those pills.
Frank: No, those are the pills.