Chris Quote #573
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my mother was left hanging, Mr. Levine got sent packing.
Chris: So you're really sending him to the old folks' home?
Lisa Levine: I could sell his stuff, put him on the street, and buy a car.
Chris: What type of car?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A used one. He doesn't have that much stuff.
Chris: He's lived here his entire life and you're just gonna move him? What about his friends?
Lisa Levine: He doesn't have any.
Chris: What about his memories?
Lisa Levine: He's old, he'll forget 'em.
Chris: You want somebody to move you?
Lisa Levine: If somebody tried to kill me, yeah.
Chris: So that's it?
Lisa Levine: I got to do what I got to do.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Maybe I should try to kill her.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Mr. Levine’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.