Rochelle Quote #521
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While being a sidekick was getting old, my mother was feeling young.
Rochelle: [sings] 'Cause I love you Square biz
Julius: What's going on with you?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Translation: "Have you been drinking?"
Rochelle: Well, before I got my new driver's license, I had to get a copy of my birth certificate. Come to find out I am one year younger than what I thought I was, so I'm happy.
Tonya: So how come you're just finding out how old you are?
Rochelle: Well, that's what I had to ask my mother.
Drew: Are you sure she's your mother? Because, technically, you were born a year after she had you.
Rochelle: ... Yeah, she's my mother. Oh, see, she had to get me into kindergarten early, so she lied about my age and forgot to tell me.
Julius: Congratulations. I'm so happy for you.
Rochelle: Thank you, baby. I'm so young. [sings] I'm talkin' square biz To you, baby Come on, come on, sing it with me, baby. Square biz!
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Mr. Levine’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.