Rochelle Quote #499
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Tonya: That's what I said. The Giants are gonna win the Superbowl, and Phil Simms is gonna lead them to the promised land. Right, Daddy?
Julius: That's right, sweetie. [they high five]
Drew: You're crazy. Wesley Walker and Al Toon are having record years. The Jets are going to the Superbowl. Ain't that right, Mom?
Rochelle: No doubt about it. [they high five]
Julius: Tonya's right. The Giants are unbeatable.
Rochelle: All right, Julius, I'll tell you what. I hate betting, but since you want to run your mouth, and call me names, if the Giants lose before the Jets do, you and little Miss That's What I Said have to clean up after everybody else for a month.
Julius: And if the Jets lose before the Giants, you and Drew have to do it.
Rochelle: You have a bet.
Julius: All right. [chuckles] You're gonna lose.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Big Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Chris: The only thing is, she's a little awkward-looking.
Julius: Awkward? Like she has one leg longer than the other?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like she dislocated her shoulder and they put it back wrong?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like her eyes are too far apart?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like she's knock-kneed and pigeon-toed, and when she walks she makes a clicking sound?
Chris: No.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was running for my life, Vanessa was running her game down.
Vanessa: Listen up now, everybody. Now, we all in this together. So if we gonna win this thing, then we got to get our mojo working.
Rochelle: Mojo? Is that what we're depending on, mojo? Well, what about the stats, the line, the over, the under? What about the odds? The spread, the angle, the handicap? What about the hook, the hot game? You know, the rundown, the system? What about a tout, the trends? What about a wiseguy? Everybody needs a wiseguy.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Vanessa bet on the Jets, I had a date with a giant.
Kelly: Hey, Chris. Is that what you had on earlier?
Chris: No, I had an accident and I needed to change.
Kelly: An accident? What happened?
Chris: Oh, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time, so I to get something from lost-and-found.
Kelly: Wow, that's crazy. It looks good on you, though. It makes you look edgy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my bad clothes didn't seem to work, there was more bad stuff to come: bad food.
Kelly: I never heard of this place.
Chris: Yeah, everything they serve is from stuff that other people didn't finish eating.
Kelly: Oh.