Rochelle Quote #498
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Big Bird
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Before ESPN, people had their own roundtable discussions by sitting around a table and discussing.
Rochelle: So the girls at the beauty shop made a bet against the guys at the barbershop. It's silly, but the guys are rooting for the Giants and the girls are rooting for the Jets.
Julius: [chuckles] That is silly. There's no way the Jets are gonna continue winning.
Rochelle: Oh, really? What makes you an expert?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because he's a man.
Julius: I watch football every week. That's why I'm an expert.
Rochelle: So you saying I'm stupid?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This was not the first time my parents had this conversation.
[flashback to Julius and Rochelle looking at a couch in a furniture store window:]
Julius: It's too expensive.
Rochelle: So you saying I'm not a good mother?
[flashback to Julius and Rochelle leaving a movie theater:]
Julius: I just don't see what's funny about a Volkswagen Beetle.
Rochelle: So you saying you never should have married me?
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Quote from Julius
Chris: The only thing is, she's a little awkward-looking.
Julius: Awkward? Like she has one leg longer than the other?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like she dislocated her shoulder and they put it back wrong?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like her eyes are too far apart?
Chris: No.
Julius: Like she's knock-kneed and pigeon-toed, and when she walks she makes a clicking sound?
Chris: No.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was running for my life, Vanessa was running her game down.
Vanessa: Listen up now, everybody. Now, we all in this together. So if we gonna win this thing, then we got to get our mojo working.
Rochelle: Mojo? Is that what we're depending on, mojo? Well, what about the stats, the line, the over, the under? What about the odds? The spread, the angle, the handicap? What about the hook, the hot game? You know, the rundown, the system? What about a tout, the trends? What about a wiseguy? Everybody needs a wiseguy.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While Vanessa bet on the Jets, I had a date with a giant.
Kelly: Hey, Chris. Is that what you had on earlier?
Chris: No, I had an accident and I needed to change.
Kelly: An accident? What happened?
Chris: Oh, I didn't make it to the bathroom in time, so I to get something from lost-and-found.
Kelly: Wow, that's crazy. It looks good on you, though. It makes you look edgy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my bad clothes didn't seem to work, there was more bad stuff to come: bad food.
Kelly: I never heard of this place.
Chris: Yeah, everything they serve is from stuff that other people didn't finish eating.
Kelly: Oh.