Rochelle Quote #337
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Driving
Police Officer: Yes, Your Honor. Uh, on the date in question, I clocked the defendant here, doing 32 miles an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone.
Judge: Mmm.
Police Officer: And when I approached the vehicle, she unleashed a torrent of obscenities and I, honestly, I was personally offended.
Rochelle: What?!
Judge: Ma'am.
Rochelle: Oh. Your highness...
Judge: Your Honor, ma'am.
Rochelle: Oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. Now, I know the officer may have clocked me doing 32, but I know I wasn't.
Judge: Yes, so let me get this straight. You want me to take your word versus the word of a sworn officer of the law.
Rochelle: Yes.
Judge: Okay, do you have any other witnesses?
Rochelle: Nope. Nope.
Judge: Guilty.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Driving’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Julius: Good, and make sure you put on your seat belt.
Chris: I will.
Julius: And don't touch my mirrors.
Chris: I won't.
Julius: Don't move my seat.
Chris: Okay.
Julius: Warm up the engine.
Chris: Right.
Julius: And don't go burning up gas.
Chris: I'm just moving the car across the street.
Julius: That's three cents worth of gas.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] By the time this checklist was over, I had had a license, a diploma, and had made my third appearance on Showtime At The Apollo.
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When I got older, I was always asking my dad to let me drive.
Chris: Hey, Dad, can I drive?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And he always said the same thing.
Julius: Drive? Sure, you can drive... as soon as you turn 16, go to driver's ed., get a driver's license, graduate from high school, get a job, get out of my house, get a car, get insurance. Yeah, then you can drive anytime you want.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He could have just said no.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After a day behind the wheel of a car, I had been popular, I had been terrified, and I was ready to get back on the bus.
Chris: Oh, no.
Police Officer: Hey, kid! Hey! A little young to be driving, ain't you?
Chris: I'm just listening to the radio, officer.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's only one reason the police in Brooklyn would pass up the chance to bust a Black kid in a car, two Black kids in a car. [siren blaring]