Chris Quote #147
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Rejection
Yvette: What?
Chris: How come you didn't tell me you just didn't want to go out with me instead of dissing me like that?
Yvette: Like what?
Chris: Like leaving me out in front of the movie theater like a fool. Like saying you want to go with me to go see Whodini then hanging up in my face?
Yvette: You said the tickets were fake.
Chris: I thought you re going because you wanted to go out with me. Why'd you even agree to go out with me in the first place?
Yvette: Because I didn't have anything better to do.
Chris: Why didn't you say that?
Yvette: I was trying not to hurt your feelings.
Chris: Well, you know, you really suck at that.
Yvette: Well, what do you want me to do?
Chris: You know what? Nothing.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I asked Yvette out after I got famous. She stood me up and went out with Chris Tucker.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Oh, baby, have a good time. But not too good a time, 'cause you know I'm not raising no babies.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was a ghetto snob, so to her, this wasn't just a block watch meeting. It was a Rochelle watch meeting.
Julius: What's all this?
Rochelle: Food for the block watch meeting.
Julius: You're supposed to be watching the block, not feeding it.
Rochelle: Julius, I can't invite people over here without feeding them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] People in my neighborhood never got together without bringing food.
[flashback to Rochelle arriving in hospital to see a man in an entire body cast:]
Rochelle: Oh, I am so sorry you got run over by a truck. But I brought you some ribs.
[flashback to Rochelle going outside to a grieving mother standing by a chalk outline on the road:]
Woman: My baby! They killed my baby. [sobs]
Rochelle: I'm sorry about your baby. Catfish?
Quote from Julius
Julius: Enjoy yourself. This is half off on a soda and box of Jujubes.
Chris: Thanks.
Julius: Oh, what the hell. Here's a coupon for a free box of popcorn.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last time my father gave away an extra coupon was when I gave him a get-one coupon, get-one-coupon-free coupon.
Julius: Have a good time. You look good, man. [chuckles] That's my boy.