Adult Chris Quote #251
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I risked a beating trying to hear one side of that Redd Foxx album. Now I was risking my life trying to hear the other side. Now, I know it wrong to sneak behind my parents back and listen to dirty records, but if listening to dirty records was wrong, I don't wanna do right.
Redd Foxx: [on tape] "When I was a kid, during the depression I mean we were poor. When Christmas time came, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had nothing to play with."
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?