Adult Chris Quote #145

Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Rejection

Yvette: Hey, Chris.
Chris: Oh, hey, what happened to you yesterday?
Yvette: That's right. We were supposed to go see Footloose. I totally forgot.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know it then, but, for years to come, I dated an awful lot of women with amnesia.
[flash-forward to 1987:]
Girl: Oh, that's right. We're supposed to go to the prom together. I totally forgot.
[flash-forward to 1997:]
Girl: That's right. We were supposed to do something for your birthday. Totally forgot.
[flash-forward to the present day:]
Woman: Oh, that's right. I was supposed to give you a kidney. Boy, I forgot all about you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Until I got famous, I never met a woman that could remember anything.

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 ‘Everybody Hates Rejection’ Quotes

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Oh, baby, have a good time. But not too good a time, 'cause you know I'm not raising no babies.

Quote from Rochelle

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was a ghetto snob, so to her, this wasn't just a block watch meeting. It was a Rochelle watch meeting.
Julius: What's all this?
Rochelle: Food for the block watch meeting.
Julius: You're supposed to be watching the block, not feeding it.
Rochelle: Julius, I can't invite people over here without feeding them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] People in my neighborhood never got together without bringing food.
[flashback to Rochelle arriving in hospital to see a man in an entire body cast:]
Rochelle: Oh, I am so sorry you got run over by a truck. But I brought you some ribs.
[flashback to Rochelle going outside to a grieving mother standing by a chalk outline on the road:]
Woman: My baby! They killed my baby. [sobs]
Rochelle: I'm sorry about your baby. Catfish?

Quote from Julius

Julius: Enjoy yourself. This is half off on a soda and box of Jujubes.
Chris: Thanks.
Julius: Oh, what the hell. Here's a coupon for a free box of popcorn.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last time my father gave away an extra coupon was when I gave him a get-one coupon, get-one-coupon-free coupon.
Julius: Have a good time. You look good, man. [chuckles] That's my boy.