Adult Chris Quote #24

Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Sausage

Adult Chris: [v.o.] I had a fight with Caruso, the school bully. He beat me so bad, I had to take the Underground Railroad home. [flashback to the fight] But somehow that story turned into this story.
Boy #1: Chris hit him in the jaw so hard, my tooth fell out.
Girl: Chris knocked Caruso's eye out, put it back, and then knocked it out again.
Boy #2: Chris beat the snot out of him. You can check his nose... no snot!
Boy #3: Chris chased him home, knocked out his family, then took their house.

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Quote from Rochelle

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!

Quote from Rochelle

Julius: Baby, if she doesn't eat they could call child welfare on us.
Rochelle: Mm-mm, Julius, that little girl is testing me. And if I let her tell me what she will and won't eat; the next thing you know, she'll be telling me what she will and won't wear. Then, the next thing you know, she'll be telling me when she will and won't come home! And then the next thing you know, she's going to end up pregnant... And I ain't taking care of no babies.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother always thought anything that Tonya did wrong would eventually get her pregnant. And she ain't taking care of no babies.

Quote from Julius

Julius: What are you doing?
Drew: Practicing karate.
Julius: What are you going to do with karate?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father didn't see the reason of learning anything that didn't get you a job.