Rochelle Quote #525
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Peaches: Rochelle, I don't like what's happening to you. You're dressing like a teenager, wearing wigs. You just look ridiculous.
Rochelle: Nothing is happening to me, okay? I'm just going out to a few clubs with Kiki.
Peaches: You ever wonder why Kiki want to hang with someone your age?
Rochelle: Don't you start with that 29 thing again.
Peaches: Girl, you know what, you ever have a fat friend?
Rochelle: A fat friend?
Peaches: Yeah, girl, you hang out with her so everybody else pay attention to you.
Rochelle: So?
Peaches: So you're Kiki's fat friend. Aw, pick up and fetch, you know it's true.
Rochelle: Peaches, you take that back!
Peaches: Look, Rochelle, you may not want to accept it, but you look like the girl's mother. I know, you know it, and she know it.
Rochelle: I do not!
Peaches: All right, fine. Believe what you want, but don't say I didn't tell you so. That's what I'm talking, baby. [sings] Square biz Square biz
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Mr. Levine’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.