Rochelle Quote #523
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I dealt with the crazy old man, Peaches dealt with a crazy young woman.
Rochelle: [sings] I got the best, the most Baby, from coast to coast And I don't wanna boast 'Cause I love you, square biz I'm talkin' square biz To you, baby Square, square biz [talks] So what you think?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I think a leopard cub is missing his mommy.
Peaches: It's a'ight.
Rochelle: "A'ight"? I thought you knew what was going on. This is what's happening now.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you're a leopard.
Peaches: Who told you that?
Rochelle: This girl I met at the mall named Kiki. I mean, we're about the same age, we like the same things, we have the same interests.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She's 40 and likes to yell at people too?
Peaches: Mm-hm. How old is she?
Rochelle: Twenty-nine.
Peaches: Twenty-nine?! You have bras older than that. Gerald Ford was still president when you were 29. When you were 29, Captain and Tennile was still at the top of the charts. When you was 29, Generalissimo Francisco Franco still had a country...
Rochelle: Okay, okay, okay.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Mr. Levine’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.