Tonya Quote #109

Quote from Tonya in Everybody Hates Snitches

Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my parents got ready for their big night out, I got ready for my big sneak-out.
Rochelle: Hey, Drew, Tonya, Chris is in charge. I want y'all to be on your best behavior.
Tonya: If Chris accidentally catches on fire, jumps out a window to fan out the flames and falls to his death, is he still in charge?
Rochelle: No, then Drew is in charge.


 ‘Everybody Hates Snitches’ Quotes

Quote from Tonya

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The next day, I pulled a Robert Blake and tried to forget all about the shooting.
Drew: Make sure it's tight, Tonya.
Chris: Isn't this how Houdini died?
Tonya: No, Houdini died from secondary peritonitis due to a ruptured spleen from being punched in the stomach.

Quote from Jerome

Adult Chris: [v.o.] But the next day, I was just glad everything was behind me.
Jerome: Yo, little dude from across the street. I heard they caught the shooter and you got paid. I did my part, so where's my $500?
Chris: My mom took it. You can ask her for it.
Jerome: Nah, nah, man. My deal was with you.
Chris: Well, I don't have it.
Jerome: Well, then looks like you're just gonna have to give me a dollar a day for the next... [long deliberation]
Chris: 500 days?
Jerome: I was gonna say 50. Well, that's what you get for snitching. Now, let me hold a dollar.

Quote from Rochelle

Chris: Ma, I can handle it.
Rochelle: Well, what if Drew gets a fever?
Chris: I'll call a doctor.
Rochelle: What if Tonya sets something on fire?
Chris: I'll call the Fire Department.
Rochelle: Somebody tries to break in?
Chris: I'll call the police.
Rochelle: What if you get attacked by ghosts?
Chris: I'll call Ghostbusters.