Adult Chris Quote #405
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Tattaglia
Rochelle: So, how was school?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Horrible.
Chris: Fine.
Julius: How was your first day, Drew?
Drew: Fine.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] His "fine" and my "fine" were two different "fines."
[fantasy: as Drew arrives at school, there's a banner saying "Welcome Drew". Cheerleaders and acrobats perform as the principal takes a giant key to Drew.]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And they did that for Drew every single day.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Tattaglia’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Tonya: So I'm getting fired for being honest?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It happened to Don Imus. It could happen to you.
Rochelle: I'm sorry, but yes.
Tonya: You know what? I don't need this mess! My father has two jobs!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Deja vu. My mother would have snatched the naps out of Tonya's head, but at that moment, she was just too proud.
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When my mother told Tonya she could say anything she wanted, Tonya took her at her word.
[montage:]
Tonya: Did you dye your hair blond or did you dye your eyebrows black?
Tonya: Your perm looks nice, but what's wrong with your toenails?
Tonya: Should you be using food stamps to pay for this?
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Vanessa hit the number and bought Pam out.
Rochelle: Yeah, now I'm the new manager.
Drew: What happened to your old job?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Something that hadn't happened in a long time.
[flashback to Rochelle at the Department of Records:]
Rochelle: I do not need this, okay?! My man has two jobs!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Two jobs equals one finger.