Drew Quote #109
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates Graduation
Drew: Look, I know you're all sad about Derrick and his ankle, but I think I can help you.
Tonya: Can you fix his ankle?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Actually, he could.
Drew: Actually, I could. But a compound fracture has to set somewhere between five and seven weeks, and he still wouldn't be ready in time for the dance.
Tonya: So how can you help me?
Drew: I could fill in for him.
Tonya: For real?
Drew: Yeah. I mean, I'm a pretty good dancer. If you show me what to do.
Tonya: You're not afraid someone will call you a sissy?
Drew: No. I don't care. Besides, I bet they won't say it to my face.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Like making fun of Mike Tyson's voice.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Graduation’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Mr. Perkins: Can I have their fathers' names?
Rochelle: Ju...? Their fathers? No, no, no. They have one father.
Mr. Perkins: Do you know his name?
Rochelle: Where are you getting this information?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'll tell you where he's getting it.
[flashback: Ms. Morello addresses the camera in her class room:]
Ms. Morello: Unfortunately, I think Chris is a crack baby. The mother's a little delusional. Her brain is addled by years of drug abuse and cheap wine spo-dee-o-dee. She's actually convinced herself that she has a husband who works two jobs and that they own a house in the ghetto. You can't believe a word she says. [drinks chocolate milk]
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Well, as crazy as it may seem, it turns out your father really does have two jobs. You're mother's not a heroin addict. She's even got a job. And apparently, you do own that house. Your family's doing far too well for you to qualify for financial aid. Chris, why did you lie?
Greg: So what does this mean?
Ms. Morello: I'm sorry, but it looks like you're going to Tattaglia after all.
Chris: But this isn't fair.
Ms. Morello: I know, but always remember this. When you get to the other side of the river, the streets of heaven will be lined with gold for you, me and all God's chillins.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was still in shock, so I didn't have the presence of mind to smack her upside the head and run.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Graduating from Corleone was one of the best days of my life, because I was surrounded by my family, and this was the one day I wasn't going to get punched, kicked, beat down or talked about.
Rochelle: Straighten out your cap and gown, boy. And do not get on that stage and embarrass me in front of these White people, or else I'll slap the pomp out of your circumstances.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Scratch that.