Greg Quote #138
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Chris: Oh, remember, you get caught with a cigarette in school is an automatic suspension.
Greg: Right, it's just to walk around and look cool for the other kids.
Chris: Right.
Greg: So how do I look?
Chris: Nervous. Come on, man, pop your collar. Put your shades on. Roll up your pant leg.
Greg: Okay.
Chris: Better.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No it's not.
Chris: All right, let's make a pact. If either one of us gets caught by the teacher we don't rat out the other. Deal?
Greg: Deal.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!