Adult Chris Quote #387
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If you're wondering why my cool friends didn't come after me and kill me, it's because of what happened to them. Johnny Boy spent the rest of his life in prison. Trixie had a tragic pole accident. Vito lived a happy, successful life for the next four hours. Then he was gunned down by some other cool guys. It seems cool, like beauty, turned out to be in the eye of the beholder.
[elsewhere:]
FBI Agent: This task force will not sleep or be deterred until the gang's leader is apprehended. For the purpose of this case, we're calling him Mr. Cool, aka... Juicy Fruit.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!