Julius Quote #285
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Kwanzaa
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father would have given us the best Christmas he could until he found out he had another option.
Afro-Centric Man: Brothers and sisters, we need to stop this Christmas racket.
Julius: What's all this?
Afro-Centric Man: What's this? Come over here, brother. We encourage you to celebrate Kwanzaa this year. And stop being a slave to consumerism. Free yourself of your financial oppressors by giving African love.
Julius: What's Kwanzaa?
[fantasy: an expert addresses the camera:]
African Expert: Kwanzaa is celebrated the seven days after Christmas and emphasizes principles of family, community and culture. This peaceful African holiday was the great idea of Dr. Malauna Karenga. Later, one of his bad ideas led him to prison for four years for felonious assault and false imprisonment. Although Kwanzaa has enjoyed limited success, felonious assault swept the nation and continues to thrive throughout the African-American community today.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Kwanzaa’ Quotes
Quote from Kill Moves
Kathleen Devereaux: Well, thank you for bringing my boy home. He gets lost easily.
Chris: Has he always been like this?
Kathleen Devereaux: You mean "crazy"?
Kill Moves: [sinister laugh]
Chris: Yeah.
Kathleen Devereaux: Oh, Edgar's always been savant-like. As a little child, he had a talent for charts, graphs, numbers and martial arts.
Chris: Really?
Kathleen Devereaux: Edgar, what is the square root of pi?
Kill Moves: 1.77245385.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I knew that.
Quote from Kill Moves
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While my family was preparing for Kwanzaa, I was preparing to go shopping with Kill Moves. I didn't know much about him except that on Sunday mornings he directed traffic in his underwear.
Chris: Hey, Kill Moves.
Kill Moves: Merry... [holding a traffic cone] Oh, I thought you was the mailman. I was gonna give him this Christmas tip. Come on in.
Chris: You got cable?
Kill Moves: Can't miss Inside The NFL. I love Nick Buoniconti. So we looking for a gift for your mother?
Chris: No, it's actually for your mother.
Kill Moves: Don't talk about my mama!
Chris: I didn't mean like that.
Kill Moves: That's okay. I didn't hear you anyway.
Quote from Kill Moves
Chris: Hey, Kill Moves. You waiting for soup?
Kill Moves: This a soup line? I was waiting to sit on Santa's lap.
Chris: Well, what do you want Santa to give you?
Kill Moves: 300 issues of Jet magazine, a solid gold football helmet and an Ionic Breeze air purifier.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That last thing hadn't even been invented yet.
Chris: Anything else?
Kill Moves: A Christmas present for my mother.
Chris: Really? I can help you with that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This was the perfect opportunity to get rid of my school assignment, and it was the daily double; I got to help a homeless person and a crazy person at the same time.