Quote from Kill Moves in Everybody Hates Kwanzaa
Chris: Hey, Kill Moves. You waiting for soup? Kill Moves: This a soup line? I was waiting to sit on Santa's lap. Chris: Well, what do you want Santa to give you? Kill Moves: 300 issues of Jet magazine, a solid gold football helmet and an Ionic Breeze air purifier. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That last thing hadn't even been invented yet. Chris: Anything else? Kill Moves: A Christmas present for my mother. Chris: Really? I can help you with that. Adult Chris: [v.o.] This was the perfect opportunity to get rid of my school assignment, and it was the daily double; I got to help a homeless person and a crazy person at the same time.