Tonya Quote #67
Quote from Tonya in Everybody Hates the Last Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] All it took for my mother to clean Drew's gown was a pair of scissors and a well-placed scarf.
Dolemite Principal: Let's hear it for our most popular student with a 2.0 grade point average... Drew.
Tonya: [cheers] That's my brother!
Chris: Where'd he get that?
Julius: With that plumbing bill, I hope I didn't pay for it.
Rochelle: I made it from what was left of his gown.
Tonya: Hey, Drew.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My family didn't get this excited about anything I did until my first HBO special.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my father tried to replace a $25-an-hour plumber with a 14 cents-an-ounce bottle.
Mr. Omar: Drainada?
Julius: That's right. It's Spanish Drano.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Doesn't "Drano" already sound Spanish?
Julius: It's just as good as the real thing.
Mr. Omar: What's in it?
Julius: Sodium hydroxide and hot sauce. It dissolves the clog and leaves the pipes with a fresh, spicy scent.
Mr. Omar: Does it work?
Julius: You ever heard of a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink?
Mr. Omar: No.
Julius: Okay.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It's just hitting Mr. Omar that maybe he did know a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.
Jerome: If I was you, I'd move onto his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The hardest thing about planning revenge is figuring out how far to go.
Greg: How's Operation Get Revenge On Caruso going?
Chris: Not bad, but I'm changing the operation name to He Can Hear You, Stupid.
Greg: What's that?
Chris: It's my revenge list. I'm trying to figure out the best way to do it.
Greg: You could toilet paper his house.
Chris: Too dangerous.
Greg: You could egg him on the way home.
Chris: Too obvious.
Greg: Put Ex-Lax in his hot chocolate.
Chris: Too typical.
Greg: Suit yourself, but I'm saving that one for a jerk to be named later.