Chris Quote #297
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Last Day
Greg: So, you figured out what we're gonna do yet?
Chris: Yep.
Greg: Cool. So when do we start?
Chris: It's not we this time, Greg. I have to do this by myself. If something goes wrong, I can't have you getting in trouble.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This is just like Doughboy and Tre in Boys 'n the Hood.
Greg: You don't have to do that. We're in this together.
Chris: Not this time.
Greg: If you say so. So, what are you gonna do?
Chris: If I tell you, I have to kill you.
Greg: You're joking, right?
Chris: No.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not even a little.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my father tried to replace a $25-an-hour plumber with a 14 cents-an-ounce bottle.
Mr. Omar: Drainada?
Julius: That's right. It's Spanish Drano.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Doesn't "Drano" already sound Spanish?
Julius: It's just as good as the real thing.
Mr. Omar: What's in it?
Julius: Sodium hydroxide and hot sauce. It dissolves the clog and leaves the pipes with a fresh, spicy scent.
Mr. Omar: Does it work?
Julius: You ever heard of a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink?
Mr. Omar: No.
Julius: Okay.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It's just hitting Mr. Omar that maybe he did know a Puerto Rican with a plugged-up sink.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.
Jerome: If I was you, I'd move onto his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The hardest thing about planning revenge is figuring out how far to go.
Greg: How's Operation Get Revenge On Caruso going?
Chris: Not bad, but I'm changing the operation name to He Can Hear You, Stupid.
Greg: What's that?
Chris: It's my revenge list. I'm trying to figure out the best way to do it.
Greg: You could toilet paper his house.
Chris: Too dangerous.
Greg: You could egg him on the way home.
Chris: Too obvious.
Greg: Put Ex-Lax in his hot chocolate.
Chris: Too typical.
Greg: Suit yourself, but I'm saving that one for a jerk to be named later.