Greg Quote #79
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Dirty jokes were one thing. Dirty words were a whole new ballgame.
Greg: Oh, my God. Where'd you hear that?
Chris: George Carlin.
Greg: That's comedy?
Chris: I think it's funny.
Greg: Well, I hate cursing. My father used to call my mother number four all the time. Then she'd call him number five. And they'd go back and forth like that. Five, four, two, one. Seven. Then they'd end up on number three.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg was an early adapter of "too much information."
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?