Adult Chris Quote #229
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates DJs
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As a kid, I loved listening to music. I loved soul. I loved rock. And even the occasional polka. But my favorite was hip-hop. Rappers are the big stars now, but back then, it was the DJs. DJ Jazzy Jeff actually had top billing over the Fresh Prince. While the DJs did all the hard work, all the rappers did was say one thing.
DJ Hilly Hill: Say, "Hey!"
All: Hey!
DJ Hilly Hill: Say, "Oh!"
All: Oh!
DJ Hilly Hill: Now scream!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He went on to join Public Enemy as one of the guys who looked tough but was never allowed to rap.
Police Officer: We have a warrant for the arrest of Hilton Reed aka DJ Hilly Hill.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The first rule of breaking the law: If the cops are after you, don't stand under a sign with your name on it.
DJ Hilly Hill: Why y'all arresting me, Jack? I pay my bills just like everybody else.
Police Officer: Cry me a river.
DJ : I have nothing to do with that Alpine in that Cadillac, either. [to Jerome] Yo, take care of my records, son.
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Quote from Julius
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was pursuing Hip Hop, my dad was trying to avoid things that went hippity-hop.
Drew: Hey, Dad, do you think you could take me to the magic show this week?
Julius: I got a magic show for you. I work two jobs seven days a week, and every day my money disappears. How's that for magic?
Quote from Jerome
Jerome: Hold on, hold on. Y'all don't have to leave. I know somebody here knows how to DJ.
Chris: I know how to DJ.
Jerome: Little dude from across the street. You're telling me you know how to rock the wheels of steel?
Woman: Well, go ahead, then. Turn the party out.
Jerome: Hold on, everybody, hold on. Let me hold a dollar.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's charging me to help him?
Jerome: If you're telling the truth, I'll give it back.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Thanks.
Quote from Greg
Greg: Hey, Chris, where are you going in such a hurry?
Chris: Oh, I need to go buy turntables. I got a job offer DJing a party.
Greg: DJ? You mean like Wolfman Jack?
Chris: No, like Grandmaster Flash.
Greg: Grandmaster Flash. Isn't he in the Justice League?
Chris: No, the Furious Five.
Greg: Those look expensive.
Chris: Well, they're professional.
Greg: Yeah, but you're not.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg's future career as a motivational speaker didn't go very well.