Rochelle Quote #254

Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Snow Day

Rochelle: Girl, what you crying about? All he said was, "Be quiet."
Cassandra: It's not that. I just broke up with my fiance.
Gunman: This ring looks pretty cheap.
Cassandra: It is cheap.
Luther: So that's why you broke up with him? 'Cause he doesn't have any money?
Cassandra: No, I broke up with him because I want him to get a job, but thinks he's going to be a movie director.
Rochelle: Well, at least he ain't out robbing trains.
Cassandra: And get this, he took my credit card to make his last film.
Rochelle: Now how you gonna make a movie on a credit card?
Man: What's Mr. Movie Director's name?
Cassandra: Shelton. [all laugh]
Rochelle: Now, how you gonna be a movie director with a name like Shelton?
Cassandra: His friends call him Spike.
Rochelle: Oh, girl, that's worse. Trust me. You can do better than a Black man named Spike.
Luther: Try and find a guy with a nice name, like, like, like Orenthal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She later became the first Black girl in history to be glad she wasn't White.

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Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?