Julius Quote #88
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Lottery
Julius: Those chocolate turtles are costing us $12 a box.
Rochelle: Why you gotta take away my turtles. You know I need my turtles. Why don't you cut off your lottery playing?
Julius: [scoffs] I ain't cutting off my number. Oh! If you don't play, how can you expect to win? Look, it says so right here.
Rochelle: Oh, no, no, no. Not that damned dream book.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My dad was the most level-headed person I knew, except when it came to playing the lottery, and he always consulted his Lucky Star Dream Book.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A dream book takes any possible dream you can have and transforms it into a lucky number.
[flashback to Julius in the kitchen with Rochelle:]
Rochelle: You dreamt about a monkey on the train in the middle of a blizzard.
Julius: Here it is, eight-one-four!
[flashback to Julius with Drew outside the house:]
Drew: I dreamt Dr. J was roller-skating with two White women in Sweden.
Julius: Here it is-- six-two-one. White ladies?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Lottery’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Chris: One-zero, sucka! ha!
Jorge: Good game, man. You should've bet me, though.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If I had bet him, I couldn't help but think that this would've happened.
[fantasy: Julius, Rochelle and the family sit down to dinner:]
Julius: Ah, I'm hungry.
Rochelle: Looks, good, huh?
Julius: Who are you?
Jorge: I'm Jorge. I won your family from Chris playing Asteroids.
Rochelle: I told Chris to stay out of that store.
Jorge: Can you cook mofongo?
Tonya: What?
Julius: What'd you call her?
Rochelle: Come tu comida. [the family are confused] I was raised around Puerto Ricans.
Quote from Tonya
Tonya: Is that why she ate up all our candy?
Julius: I should've never given you money for candy.
Drew: Dad, um, it's not all her fault. I asked her to do it. But only because I knew you'd give it to her.
Julius: How'd you know that?
Drew: Because you give her everything she wants.
Tonya: That's not true. One time I asked if I could set Chris on fire, and he didn't let me do that.
Rochelle: Well, thank goodness for that.
Quote from Adult Chris
Chris: Wait, your dad is giving you $5 just for coming to school?
Greg: I bet him I wouldn't miss a day of school this year. So far so good.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother told me I'd better not miss a day of school or else she'd take $5 off my ass.
Greg: This is so cool.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only award I could've gotten at Corleone would've been...
[fantasy, Ms. Morello is wearing a dress as she stands at a podium in her class:]
Ms. Morello: For "Taking the Best Ass Whooping"... Chris.
[Chris cheers as he stands up with a neck brace, an arm in a sling, and a crutch. As Chris hobbles up to the front of the class, even Caruso high-fives him. When Chris takes his trophy in his good arm, his crutch slips and he falls to the ground.]