Chris Quote #35
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Fat Mike
Chris: Where were you? You said you'd bring my bike back two days ago.
Fat Mike: Sorry.
Chris: That's it? Sorry?
Fat Mike: Well, what do you want me to say? I brought it back. You act like I was going to steal it or something.
Chris: 'Cause I did think you stole it.
Fat Mike: Well, I didn't.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know a lot about Fat Mike, but that's when I found out he wasn't a thief.
Chris: Hey...
Fat Mike: What?
Chris: I just didn't know where you were.
Fat Mike: Well, your mom said not to let anyone ride your bike. So I kept it so you wouldn't get in trouble.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now to him, that just makes perfect sense.
Fat Mike: You had my bike, so why would I want your bike? Anyway you coming out tomorrow?
Chris: Yeah, I guess so.
Fat Mike: I'll see you then.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what the call a friendship in Bed Stuy. A guy who doesn't steal your bike.
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Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] As much as my mother complains about housework, she hated to have somebody else do it. And after my father got his job back, she got to do one of the things she does best...
[cut to Rochelle in the office:]
Rochelle: File your own damn papers. I do not need this. My husband has two jobs.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know Fat Mike's real name, I didn't know where he lived. All I knew was, I had to get my bike back, because if I didn't...
[fantasy:]
Tonya: Mama, where's Chris?
Rochelle: Somebody stole his bike after I told him not to let anybody ride it. So I smacked him into next week.
Drew: I told you.
Rochelle: He'll be back on Tuesday.
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Rochelle, I feel bad enough about not working. I don't need you around here complaining about how I do things.
Rochelle: Well, if you did things right, I wouldn't have complain.
Julius: Half the stuff around here I do better than you. It ain't that hard.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father was the oldest of ten brothers and sisters. He had been cooking and cleaning all of his life. But even if the job wasn't that hard, he's not supposed to say it.
Rochelle: What? You got something to say?
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Rochelle: Well, ain't this about a bitch?! [glass shattering] Are you crazy?! You do my job for one day. [glass shattering] And I make that damn hard! You baking, frying, biscuit-baking, pancake-making, bald-headed bastard!
[one hour later:]
Rochelle: You must think I'm crazy! [glass shattering] You can kiss my ain't-that-hard... [loud thudding] Have you lost your mind?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy.