Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Fat Mike
Chris: Where were you? You said you'd bring my bike back two days ago. Fat Mike: Sorry. Chris: That's it? Sorry? Fat Mike: Well, what do you want me to say? I brought it back. You act like I was going to steal it or something. Chris: 'Cause I did think you stole it. Fat Mike: Well, I didn't. Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know a lot about Fat Mike, but that's when I found out he wasn't a thief. Chris: Hey... Fat Mike: What? Chris: I just didn't know where you were. Fat Mike: Well, your mom said not to let anyone ride your bike. So I kept it so you wouldn't get in trouble. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now to him, that just makes perfect sense. Fat Mike: You had my bike, so why would I want your bike? Anyway you coming out tomorrow? Chris: Yeah, I guess so. Fat Mike: I'll see you then. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what the call a friendship in Bed Stuy. A guy who doesn't steal your bike.