Adult Chris Quote #32
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Sausage
Joey Caruso: Hey, it's Tenspeed and Brownshoe. What, no detention today?
Chris: Look, why don't you just leave me alone? I mean, what do you want me to do? Go around and tell everybody that you beat the heck out of me?
Joey Caruso: Yeah.
Chris: Fine. I'm just getting tired of you messing with me.
Joey Caruso: Oh, "I'm just getting tired of you messing with me."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You just can't reason with a bully.
Joey Caruso: I don't care.
[When Caruso looks at Greg and steps forward, Greg runs away]
Chris: Greg!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I told you, running like a bitch. I know it looks like I'm taking the high road, but all I'm doing is buying me. Remember, bullies are kind of like dogs. They usually don't chase you unless you run.
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Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Baby, if she doesn't eat they could call child welfare on us.
Rochelle: Mm-mm, Julius, that little girl is testing me. And if I let her tell me what she will and won't eat; the next thing you know, she'll be telling me what she will and won't wear. Then, the next thing you know, she'll be telling me when she will and won't come home! And then the next thing you know, she's going to end up pregnant... And I ain't taking care of no babies.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother always thought anything that Tonya did wrong would eventually get her pregnant. And she ain't taking care of no babies.
Quote from Julius
Julius: What are you doing?
Drew: Practicing karate.
Julius: What are you going to do with karate?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father didn't see the reason of learning anything that didn't get you a job.