‘Everybody Hates Jail’
Season 1, Episode 21 - Aired May 4, 2006
Chris has to sell cookies to raise money for a field trip to Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Drew and Tonya come down with the chicken pox just as Julius and Rochelle are set to celebrate their anniversary with Dreamgirls tickets.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: What's wrong with you?
Julius: Nothing.
Rochelle: Something. What?
Julius: What's wrong is you spent our anniversary with Sheila. How could you go without me?
Rochelle: Baby, you told me to go.
Julius: I didn't mean it. It's just like when you tell me not to get you a gift. I was just saying that to be nice. I didn't want the tickets to go to waste. And I wanted you to go and have a good time. I'm just mad that you did.
Rochelle: You know you're not making a bit of sense, right?
Julius: I know. Forget it.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: I made a little stop on the way home. Happy anniversary.
Julius: Oh, you got me a card.
Rochelle: Julius, just open the card.
Julius: Knicks playoff tickets?
Rochelle: Mm-hmm. [both laugh] Risky said they're the best seats in the house.
[flash-forward to Julius and Rochelle at the game with Julius's view obscured by a steal beam]
Rochelle: Oh! Yes! Yes!
Julius: What happened?
Rochelle: That's right, Clyde! That's right, Clyde!
Quote from Greg
Greg: Oh, man, I can't wait! We're actually gonna visit the senate floor! Did you know, for security reasons there's no direct route to or from the White House? Just in case somebody tries to kill the president?
Chris: They need to do that in Bed-Stuy.
Joey Caruso: Hey, cell nerd. What's that on your cheek?
Chris: Huh?
Joey Caruso: It looks like chicken pox.