Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Substitute
[fantasy: Mr. Newton is wearing a military uniform as he sprays Chris with a hose:] Mr. Newton: Is a B-minus all right?! Chris: No, sir! Mr. Newton: Do you want to learn?! Chris: Yes, sir! Mr. Newton: Do you want to quit?! Chris: No, sir! Mr. Newton: You want to go to another school?! Chris: No, sir! Mr. Newton: Why?! Chris: 'Cause I have no other place to go! Mr. Newton: Then you better answer my question: What's A squared plus B squared? Chris: C squared. Mr. Newton: I can't hear you! Chris: C squared. It's C squared. Mr. Newton: That's right. That's what I'm talking about. Adult Chris: [v.o.] That was the worst wet T-shirt contest ever.