Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother loved Valentine's Day, and why not? I learned early on, Valentine's Day is not a day for couples. It's a day for women. If a woman shows up at a man's door empty-handed, big deal. But if a man shows up empty-handed, he may as well not have shown up at all.
Woman: Die, you pig! [throws a man off the roof]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He won't forget next year.