Adult Chris Quote #87
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother loved Valentine's Day, and why not? I learned early on, Valentine's Day is not a day for couples. It's a day for women. If a woman shows up at a man's door empty-handed, big deal. But if a man shows up empty-handed, he may as well not have shown up at all.
Woman: Die, you pig! [throws a man off the roof]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He won't forget next year.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.