Chris: And I get to kiss you?
Tasha: Yes.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ask for more, ask for more!
Chris: In front of other people? Not just strangers, even people we know?
Tasha: Yes.
Chris: And if anybody asks me, I can say, "Yes, Tasha is my girlfriend"?
Tasha: Yes.
Chris: All right. I need you to sign this. I need your thumbprint there. All right, now, turn that around. [takes out a Polaroid] Smile. [a woman takes the documents] Thank you.
Tasha: Who's this?
Chris: She's notary public. There.
Notary: Here you go. It's official, Chris. Tasha is your girlfriend.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Somebody record this so she can't lie and say it didn't happen.