Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Tasha
Chris: And I get to kiss you? Tasha: Yes. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ask for more, ask for more! Chris: In front of other people? Not just strangers, even people we know? Tasha: Yes. Chris: And if anybody asks me, I can say, "Yes, Tasha is my girlfriend"? Tasha: Yes. Chris: All right. I need you to sign this. I need your thumbprint there. All right, now, turn that around. [takes out a Polaroid] Smile. [a woman takes the documents] Thank you. Tasha: Who's this? Chris: She's notary public. There. Notary: Here you go. It's official, Chris. Tasha is your girlfriend. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Somebody record this so she can't lie and say it didn't happen.