Chris Quote #656
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Tasha
Chris: And I get to kiss you?
Tasha: Yes.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ask for more, ask for more!
Chris: In front of other people? Not just strangers, even people we know?
Tasha: Yes.
Chris: And if anybody asks me, I can say, "Yes, Tasha is my girlfriend"?
Tasha: Yes.
Chris: All right. I need you to sign this. I need your thumbprint there. All right, now, turn that around. [takes out a Polaroid] Smile. [a woman takes the documents] Thank you.
Tasha: Who's this?
Chris: She's notary public. There.
Notary: Here you go. It's official, Chris. Tasha is your girlfriend.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Somebody record this so she can't lie and say it didn't happen.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Tasha’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: You know, Julius, you know how much a light bulb costs per watt. How can you not know that you have another wife?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because those things are less complicated.
Julius: I do not have another wife.
Rochelle: Yes, you do! Look, look, look. It says so right there! You know what? What I want to know is, if she's your wife, then what am I?
Julius: You're my wife.
Rochelle: No! I'm your concubine!
Quote from Julius
Julius: There is no kid.
Rochelle: How do you know, Julius? You didn't even know that you didn't have a divorce! Oh, my God. W-W-W--W-W-What's going to happen to this family if it turns out there's another one?
[fantasy: as the kids eat at the dinner table, Julius is standing next to a blonde-haired White woman and a young, bald-headed multi-racial guy:]
Julius: Kids, I'd like to introduce you to your new mother Tawny and your new brother Julian.
Julian: Girl, you just wasted $2.17 worth of white meat.
Julius: [chuckles] My boy.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Is she White?
Julius: What? No.
Rochelle: Can she get the house?
Julius: Rochelle.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: Stop it.
Rochelle: Do you have a kid with her?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Is the kid light-skinned?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Ha! So you admit that you have a kid! Oh, God, I'm going to be sick!