Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I was the oldest kid in the house, whenever something went wrong with Drew and Tonya, I got blamed.
Rochelle: What in the world is going on in here!
Chris: Drew and Tonya just ran through and knocked all this stuff down.
Rochelle: Well, you know better than to let your brother and sister run through the house. Now, pick it up.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Whether it was something I couldn't do anything about...
Rochelle: How could you let your sister get the flu?
Chris: How am I supposed to stop the flu?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...or whether it was something I didn't know anything about...
Rochelle: Why did you let Drew get hit in the eye with a baseball?
Chris: 'Cause I wasn't at the game.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Either way, I was responsible.
Rochelle: Well, no excuse. You're his older brother so you're responsible for him.
Julius: You're also responsible for giving me another $3.22 worth of ground beef.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't think he's not using it again.