Adult Chris Quote #353
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Gretzky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I was the oldest kid in the house, whenever something went wrong with Drew and Tonya, I got blamed.
Rochelle: What in the world is going on in here!
Chris: Drew and Tonya just ran through and knocked all this stuff down.
Rochelle: Well, you know better than to let your brother and sister run through the house. Now, pick it up.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Whether it was something I couldn't do anything about...
Rochelle: How could you let your sister get the flu?
Chris: How am I supposed to stop the flu?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...or whether it was something I didn't know anything about...
Rochelle: Why did you let Drew get hit in the eye with a baseball?
Chris: 'Cause I wasn't at the game.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Either way, I was responsible.
Rochelle: Well, no excuse. You're his older brother so you're responsible for him.
Julius: You're also responsible for giving me another $3.22 worth of ground beef.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't think he's not using it again.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Gretzky’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Old Man Willie: Hey, break it up! Break it up! What's wrong with you two guys?
Chris: He got us lost.
Drew: Nobody asked your stupid butt to come anyway!
Old Man Willie: Where are you heading to?
Drew: The Long Island Wilmont Hotel. I wanna meet Wayne Gretzky and get his autograph.
Old Man Willie: You mean "The Great One"? Number 99?
Drew: Yeah, you're a hockey fan?
Old Man Willie: Oh, I love it. We must be the only three Black hockey fans in New York.
Chris: Uh, I'm not a hockey fan.
Old Man Willie: Well, I guess it's just us then. And the few guys playing in the NHL.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What?
Chris: Wait, there are Black hockey players?
Old Man Willie: Oh, yeah. Willie O'Ree was the first. Played with the Boston Bruins. And now they've got Grant Fuhr. He plays with Gretzky. He's a goalie.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Which technically makes him a target.
Quote from Tonya
Julius: Where you been?
Tonya: Upstairs in Chris and Drew's room looking for clues.
Julius: Great idea. What'd you find?
Tonya: Well, I found firecrackers, smoke balls, Chris's old test, looks like he got an "F" - maybe we should do something about that - Mommy's Turtles, feels like they ate half of the box, and Playpen magazine. You know they have naked women in here, right?
Quote from Drew
Drew: Do you know how to get to Long Island from here?
Old Man Willie: No, but I'll ask this gentleman here. Excuse me, sir? Would you happen to know the directions to Long Island?
Kevin Weekes: Yeah. You're gonna take that bus over there to the Seven Line.
Drew: Seven Line.
Kevin Weekes: And then you're gonna take that to Flushing...
Chris: Flushing, stupid!
Kevin Weekes: ...and you're gonna take the Long Island Railroad to Westbury.
Both: Westbury.
Drew: Thank you, sir.
Kevin Weekes: You're welcome.
Chris: By the way, I'm Drew and this is my brother, Chris.
Old Man Willie: Hi, I'm Willie O'Ree. Pleasure.
Drew: [gasps] Nice to meet you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When Willie scored three goals they didn't call it the hat trick. They call it the Black trick.