Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because my father really wanted to impress his brother, my dad was cooking like a quarterback running plays. Julius: Okay, Chris, while the macaroni is boiling on the front burner and you're grating the cheese on the chopping board, Tonya, I need you to break right into the dining room and prep the cranberry sauce. Now while the sauce is jiggling, Tonya and Drew, I need you to cover setting the table, while I scrimmage to prepare the rest of the meal. Now, Drew, I need you to cut across back into the kitchen, bake the rolls, and get them back to the table in 15 minutes. On three. One, two, three... All: Grease! Julius: [off Rochelle's look] What? Rochelle: Nothing. Looks like you got it all handled. I think I'm gonna go upstairs. Julius: But I need your help Rochelle: No because if something goes wrong, I don't want you blaming me. Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's blaming her right now.